Workplace Rioting

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Attention Office Supply Manager:
Does your office supply coffee to employees?  Have you recently experienced riots in the workplace?  After several years of made up research, we've concluded that workplace rioting is a direct result of poor coffee in the office.


We here at Honest Roast Coffee don't want you to have workplace riots.  Riots bad.  Coffee good. Honest Roast Coffee can supply you with freshly roasted specialty coffee in any quantity you require.  Not sure if you are at risk of workplace rioting?  Please check the break room for these clues:

Does your coffee come in a can?

Does the coffee aroma resemble that of old shoes and garbage?

Does the taste of the coffee make you wonder if there is such a thing as "toilet roast"?  

If you answered yes to one or all of these questions, you might be at risk of workplace rioting.  Contact us immediately before it's too late at  Honest Roast Coffee, a workplace riot prevention company since 2014.

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