Espressoteric - Espresso Blend

The higher knowledge espresso...

Many many years ago, hidden in the library of Alexandria, there resided a secret espresso blend.  An espresso blend like no other, it was crafted to yield a truly memorable and exquisite espresso to delight the senses.  The knowledge of this espresso was handed down from generation to generation, kept secret for the coffee blend, (golden)ratios, and roast profiles were sacred and only to be shared with those who consumed the precious espresso.  Experience enlightenment and gain higher knowledge that can only be known from Espressoteric.  As above, so espresso.